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How to make the perfect cup of tea
Please follow these instructions very carefully if you need a cup of tea. With a little time and practice anyone can make a cup of tea, maybe even you! Always have your first-aid box at hand before attempting this task, and good luck!!! Feeling thirsty, maybe you diarrhoea, maybe you have heat-stroke, but more likely, you just need a lovely cup of tea. How to make the perfect cup of tea. To make a cup of tea you’ll need some water, but use a filter, otherwise you’ll be spitting our chunks of calcium like an ostrich choking on a stalagmite. Pour the filtered water into an electric kettle; you can buy one of these in a variety of electrical goods retailers. The next step is to switch the kettle on, but don’t forget to plug it in, otherwise you’ll be waiting so long you’ll need a cup of tea. Select yourself a clean cup, and carefully place in a tea-bag without stupidly ripping out the contents. You add sugar if you like, but only if you don’t like the taste of tea. You’ll need to be patient while the kettle boils the water, but sadly there won’t be time to take a nap unless you are one of those narcoleptics. Pour the hot water in the cups, but be careful not to spill it all over your face. Give yourself a thumbs-up if you can manage this without any accidents. Let the tea stew for a minute, or squeeze the bag, but CAUTION: Boiling water is hot. I bet that hurt. Yes. Tip in some milk, milk is nice, but don’t do this if you have a dairy allergy. Please remember I pointed this …
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Let’s Play Electric Box Level Pack (Volume 2) – Part 3 of 3
Watch me play the extra Level Packs of the electrically powered puzzle game Electric Box, by TwinkleStarGames on Candystand.com. This game is co-created by Candystand.com. The extra Level Packs & level editor are available at their website. This game is quite challenging & the extra custom levels add to the fun. Play Electric Box: www.candystand.com
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Let’s Play Electric Box Level Pack (Volume 2) – Part 2 of 3
Watch me play the extra Level Packs of the electrically powered puzzle game Electric Box, by TwinkleStarGames on Candystand.com. This game is co-created by Candystand.com. The extra Level Packs & level editor are available at their website. This game is quite challenging & the extra custom levels add to the fun. Play Electric Box: www.candystand.com
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Let’s Play Electric Box Level Pack (Volume 2) – Part 1 of 3
Watch me play the extra Level Packs of the electrically powered puzzle game Electric Box, by TwinkleStarGames on Candystand.com. This game is co-created by Candystand.com. The extra Level Packs & level editor are available at their website. This game is quite challenging & the extra custom levels add to the fun. Play Electric Box: www.candystand.com
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Let’s Play Electric Box Level Pack (Volume 1) – Part 7 of 7
Watch me play the extra Level Packs of the electrically powered puzzle game Electric Box, by TwinkleStarGames on Candystand.com. This game is co-created by Candystand.com. The extra Level Packs & level editor are available at their website. This game is quite challenging & the extra custom levels add to the fun. Play Electric Box: www.candystand.com
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